You, sir, are not very skilled. Unless you were trying to assist the other team, in which case, may I be the first to congratulate you.
Your performance has been compared to that of fecal matter.
I am fairly certain that my maternal grandmother is capable of performing in a manner that would exceed the ability you have displayed here this evening. And, I feel compelled to tell you, she has been deceased for several years.
It would appear that accuracy was not something you considered worthy of your attention during your formative years.
Excuse me, Mr. Adjudicator, I hesitate to state this publicly, but I believe it’s vitally important that I bring to your attention that there are, in fact, two competing squadrons out there this evening.
To the person with the striped tunic: Perhaps, if you were to employ the usage of both of your ocular organs, it may be of assistance in the pursuit of a fair and equitable contest.
I will always equate tonight’s abhorrent effort with the aftereffects of Montezuma’s revenge.
Your complete lack of engagement this evening is reminiscent of a vacuum inextricably connected to one’s genitalia.
I have yet to receive the bouquet of flowers you sent. However, I have clearly been penetrated by the horrific decisions you have made this evening. Will you at least send a card?
I realize that this event is still active, but it is clear that you have relatives on the other team. Will you personally be issuing refunds, or is there someone else I should talk to? Perhaps a non-family member?
While there are those that may appreciate the fact that you have added to your team’s accumulation of points, I am not impressed and furthermore, I find your foul odor quite offensive.
When the organization offered you millions of dollars, the expectation was that you would actually perform in a manner that would assist THIS team as opposed to all of the other teams that you currently appear to be helping.
Excuse me sir, might there be an application or a website where we can keep track of all the new rules you seem to be inventing this evening?
