Thing-Of-Beauty Snuffer-Outer
Dwindling Population Reducer
Endangered Species Put-a-Bullet-in-the-Jugular Doer
Pristine Wild Herd Extermination Seeker
Non-Threatening Organism Search-and-Destroyer
Gentle-Hooved Mammal From-a-Safe-Distance Sniper
Oblivious Horned Quadruped Slaughterer
Majestic Animal Euthanization Connoisseur
Gorgeous Beast Arterial Spray Enthusiast
Wonder-of-God’s-Creation Blood Luster
Sacredness of Life Non-Empathizer
Motherless Baby Elephant Aficionado
Helpless Loving Animal’s Arterial Spray Viewer
Merely-the-Thought-of-Death-Gets-Me-Hard Masturbater
Rich White Male Asshole
Dave, Probably. Or Jason… or Don, Jr.
Murdering Loser
