1. Renowned for his striking appearance that can overwhelm a person’s reason.
2. Generated a cult following of rabid acolytes.
3. Speaks a strange language incomprehensible to most humans.
4. Says your nacho lasagna is bombtastic and wants you to put it on a flip flop, amigo.
5. Began his life’s mission in a bizarre city in the middle of nowhere.
6. His offspring are following in his footsteps.
7. He is fond of sleeping.
8. Possesses a constitution capable of withstanding damage that would destroy most people.
9. Thinks those jalapeño waffle tostadas are bananas.
10. Many people report seeing him in their dreams.
11. He’s known for taking long, epic road trips.
12. Most humans cannot begin to comprehend him.
13. He claims these cheesy pork fat pancakes are a hot frisbee of fun coming straight for your dome, muchacho.
14. People often mispronounce his name.
15. He demonstrated career ambitions at an early age.
16. Is the supreme ruler of a mythical place.
17. Thinks this industrial-sized vat of lobster tater-tot bisque is lookin’ like a hot tub in Flavortown.
18. Appears in several New York Times bestsellers.
19. Reportedly doesn’t eat eggs.
20. Has a name used only by those in his inner circle.
21. His devotees believe him capable of changing the constructs of our reality.
22. Will take you on a road rockin’ trip down to Flavortown, where the gravitational force of bacon warps the laws of space and time.
23. Some people who gaze on his form are driven to insanity.
24. One time he spawned with his half-sister, releasing the Xothians into the universe, who then joined him in his war against the Elder Things.
25. Had a light-hearted cameo on The Simpsons.
Guy Fieri: 1–23, 25
Cthulhu: 1-3, 5-8, 10-12, 14-16, 18-21, 23-25
