I’m not sure what it is about toddler garments that whips college kids into a frenzy but apparently it’s now taking Hollywood by storm as well.
Remember when onesies weren’t just for babies?
Or that time we figured out a way to stay under a blanket and eat chips at the same time?
My personal favorite is the garment that wraps all these functions up in one piece of clothing that condones lethargy.
Until now these gems have been for the common folk. People like you and me. Don’t get too down on yourself, though, because the likes of Beyoncé, Katy Perry, and Cara Delevingne (it’s okay, I had to Google her too and still don’t know who she is) have are now donning the pizza onesie!
People.com actually posed the question, “Who wore this pepperoni pizza onesie best: Katy or Cara?” My first thought is Katy. She not only wore this masterpiece in public but went the extra mile of Instagramming mundane life activities in it (you know, what Instagram is all about). But then I said, “Wait, Cara clearly committed to it, way more than Katy did. She zipped it up over her face while walking in public!”. What a daredevil.
Cara Delevingne, I have no idea who you are but I think you are the true pioneer of Pizza couture.
