How do you pronounce “turmeric?” White people certainly have a lot of ways to pronounce it, none of which are correct. But let’s see what they’ve got:
Tremor-risk?
Term-ick?
Turnt-it? (I heard that on Drag Race!)
Turkey-sandwich!
Tall-half-caff-pumpkin-spice-oatmilk-latte!
(Intermittent-fasting-brain-fog-fit)
Oh yeah, how do you pronounce that spice again?
Tamarind?
T-(gurgling noises)-c?
Two-demerits?
Terminate-Eric? (Sorry bro, but TWO demerits?)
Terminator-Blu-ray-disc?
The-Titanic!
Tomb-Raider-pit?
Terminal-asterisk?
Temporal-rhetoric?
Turn-of-the-century’s-literary-influence-of-the-esoteric?
Turn-U.S.-measuring-units-to-metric?
Turned-traitor!
Tur-’merica! (Imperial system of measurement 4EVA!)
Turn-back-time? (If I could find a way/I’d take back those words that have hurt you/And you’d stay)
Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket-hit?
Ohhh-Stevie-Nicks!
T-(murmuring)-k?
Matthew-Broderick?
Matthew-Broderick!?
Matthew Broderick.
