Well everybody, we had a good run, but like all magical things in life, Pizza Week I had to come to an end.
– What’s that? No, no one promised that Pizza Week would last forever. I mean, it’s specifically in the title that it would last a week, and we still went over that.
Anyway, thank you for making it a success! From poetry to pizza fashion to pizza’s ultimate, Icarus-esque assault on the universe, we hope to have expanded your horizons on the only food that will ever matter. We also hope you enjoyed the introduction of Pizza Knievel and then spent hours concerned about his next whereabouts. If it didn’t make you rethink everything about your life, then you need to watch the series again.
– Seriously? No one duped you at all. Show me one post on this site where we said Pizza Week would be a “never-ending pizza orgy” that would “fulfill all of your carnal desires.” I can promise you it’s not there.
We’ll definitely return with another Pizza Week in the future, where we’ll come back with even more to say on it. Because really, is there anything that deserves more of a discussion than pizza?
– Call the police, I don’t care. What do you honestly think they’ll do about it? Same to you, buddy.
