Hello, idiots.
You are probably sitting there, on your picked-up-off-the-street free couch, thinking, “Oh these politicians that I voted for are going to make my life better.”
Wrong.
We are going to take your tax dollars and use that money to pay ourselves. Well, we will also take your tax dollars to make some extremely unnecessary and incredibly expensive fighter jets and bombs to kill imaginary enemies. But Boeing gonna Boeing, am I right?
We know you’re sick, sad, hungry, tired, and impoverished.
But have you heard about the AR-15? You can wipe out a whole classroom of kindergarteners in like, forty-five seconds, and the cops won’t even show up. So instead of buying that month’s worth of food for your family, buy a $2,000 rifle.
Transgenders, though. Gotta fear them. Or really, anyone of the liberal persuasion. You think Biden, with his tax cuts for the middle class and student loan forgiveness for millions of struggling Americans, gives a shit about you?
Go read a book, nerd.
Psyche!! You can’t. Books are canceled now. United States history is fake news. Slavery didn’t even never not even ever happen. Yeah, that’s a triple negative. More negatives, more votes.
Hell, Biden didn’t even have the balls to hire an army of white supremacists to do an insurrection. You think he’s a leader? No thank you, pussy. We need some type of financial and/or sex criminal to run this country.
And that’s what makes America great, that all of you are way too dumb to see it isn’t. And are very easily scammed.
Thank you for your time. But more importantly, thank you, and the oil lobbyists, for my salary.
Go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely,
The Republican Party
