This year has certainly had its ups and downs here on our comedy website. With major successes like our second zine and that time we correctly predicted every single 2023 and future Oscar winner and tougher moments like when our brother was found murdered in Margrave, Georgia and we were arrested as the prime suspect. Luckily, multiple bus tickets were able to easily exonerate us, meaning we will be free to keep posting all throughout 2024. Here are some of the bigger things we are cooking up:
More Zines!
We loved making last year’s Halloween compilation and we are particularly proud of the Friday the 13th zine from this last October. Next year, we want to do more than two zines, covering topical and evergreen themes and genres. If you have any ideas for something that might be bigger than an article, let us know!
Articles About Air-Pods, Minecraft, and the band BTS
Google says these are the three most popular things on Earth. We think writing about them could be really good for SEO. Expect to see all three covered thoroughly in mildly amusing and massively forced comedy pieces in the coming year.
Solving Our Brother’s Murder
We’ve decided to stick around Margrave for a little longer, and make anyone involved with our brother’s death pay. Despite butting heads at first, we’ve made a strong alliance with a rookie cop named Roscoe and the local police captain Oscar Finlay.
We believe with their help, we can not only identify the killers running rampant in this town, but blow the lid off a deep-rooted conspiracy involving crooked sheriffs, counterfeit money, and way too much animal feed.