Hey Dave,
Uh, just dropping this off. Your mail got delivered to my house again (I don’t know why the Tuesday guy can’t seem to tell the difference between 1806 and 1808). It was just this one postcard thing this time… I couldn’t help but see it. It wasn’t in an envelope or anything. Just this image and your address on the back. No return address. This is probably just me being silly, but, should I be, like, worried or anything. It’s kind of a weird card Dave.
Jake
Salutations Jake!
Thank you for dropping the postcard off. It may seem – at first glance – strange, but you have my word as a gentleman it is anything but. This is Dwight, the most successful Saltwater Pike in the Northern Hemisphere! For the past 17 years, he has toured the country, giving financial and personal advice to anyone he meets. And on Wednesday, June 14, 2024 he will be here, in my humble home…You are more than welcome to join us, but be warned – your life will be changed.
Best,
Dave