CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his laptop like he doesn’t have a damn thing he’s supposed to be doing today, despite the fact that all his Christmas decorations are still up.
It’s believed that he has fully turned blinders on and doesn’t even register the tree anymore, considering he’s been smiling and nodding at a blank WordPress page for the last six hours. Experts in the field believe that once he finishes the article he’s working on, he will say “phew” out loud to no one in particular, believing he’s done something productive for the day.
It’s estimated he will eventually have a burst of motivation and proudly put away his decorations sometime in mid-April.
