If your school takes the SAT exam instead of the ACT, disregard this article and instead watch the 2004 teen heist thriller The Perfect Score, starring a young Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans, long before they would share a spicy kiss in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I’ll post a link to watch the movie on Paramount Plus below:
Ah hell, here’s a link to Captain America: The Winter Soldier too:
Now, onto our ACT answers.
Look, I get it, our humor site isn’t exactly cool to high schoolers. They only use the internet for stuff like Roblox custom maps and reading Cracked dot com. Well, guess what? I think this site is cool, and I am also still in high school, so checkmate. Some of my classmates call it “in pursuit of a GED” but I honestly don’t see the difference.
I thought it might be nice to pass some of my school experience onto our readers, in an effort to give back. See, I just took my ACT, and I don’t mean to brag but I got a 13. Now, in all honesty I don’t know how high the scoring system goes. I’m going to assume 15, because I’m not perfect. I do know, however, through the use of my photographic memory and multiple Snapchats I took throughout the exam, what all my answers were.
So, I figured the most charitable thing to do is to share those answers with you all. Here they are:
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By my estimation, if you study these answers a little bit every night for the next year or so, you can easily have them memorized before your ACT test. Then you’ll be right here in the thirteen club with the big boys.