ITASCA – Local Alex Grifford was spotted showing a slight smirk of relief today seconds after his life was most likely ruined. The man, scheduled to get married to his fiancée of four years, had his plans for the day upended when she abruptly ran away shout whispering “I can’t do this” over again in the middle of the ceremony.
Despite the fact that his codependence means that his life is almost certainly metaphorically over, Grifford felt that familiar rush of relief we all do when plans fall-through last minute, freeing up an evening.
“Yeah, I know we’ve been planning for two years, and we’re around 30 grand in the hole, but I was still a little bit excited, because instead of going to the reception and doing the dancing and stuff, I had a whole new night ahead of me to do whatever. I figured I’d try to get out of Bronze II in Marvel Rivals.”
Attendees at the wedding who are close with the couple said that the experience was eerily similar to the way Grifford acted when he lost his job early last year. He had been planning to go into work that day, but then found himself with a whole day free to Reacher season two instead.
