Hi, Ted! My name is Ethan, and I’m a student employee calling from the Office of Annual Giving at Shamilton University. How are you this evening? Good, good. One of the reasons I’m calling tonight is to get some feedback about your time at Shamilton University. What clubs and activities were you involved with during your time on campus? Acapella? Me too! I joined the Sesames my sophomore year, and I’ve been part of it ever since. We actually have a performance next month, if you happen to be near campus! As you may know, a few years ago Shamilton…
Author: Aaron Yin
Aaron Yin
Aaron is an Arkansas-born comedy writer and performer in New York City. He has studied improv, sketch, and online satire at UCB and the Second City Training Center.
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