Picture this: you’re in the first stages of “talking” to a new guy. You’ve exchanged some witty repartee, a few innuendos and dates you thought went really well, many winky emojis, and just as soon as you’re about to ask if he wants to hit up the new Stranger Things-themed bar, he totally disappears. You’re worried, so you overanalyze those texts. Did you come on too strong when you said “You’re like a box of waffles, I just can’t L’eggo of you?” Did he actually get eaten by a Demogorgon? Well, the answer to why he hasn’t responded to your…