Greetings investor. We’re offering you a once-in-a-quarter opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a new, short-form video content platform. Sure, Quibi, Seeso, Go90, Vine, and, soon, Peacock are all failures. But our service will be completely different from those that have come before us because we fully embrace the cynicism and disdain for our customers that launching a short-form video content platform requires. First and foremost, people need entertaining content – we call it contentainment – to fill every idle moment of their aimless days, whether they’re taking a dump, operating a moving vehicle, or sitting at the…
Author: Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Adam Campbell-Schmitt is a writer of humor and editor of food. He lives with his wife, son, and dog in Maplewood, New Jersey.