Let’s face it: we have just about had it. Every unretrievable second that passes and bombards you with the world’s crises, every moment you spend lamenting over showing up to a work outing, having a kid, drafting your will to said kid, being medically required to switch to light mayo… when is it ever enough? That’s why we need to cancel linear time. “But it’s the only concept of existence human society has ever known!” A common critique. But these critics shy away from the stark reality. Remember that time there were no paper towels in the bathroom and you…