Contrary to popular opinion, there are indeed times in which a baby is not a welcome site. 5. A Trash Bin. Imagine you’ve been cleaning your apartment. It was disgusting, but guess what? All you have left is to throw out the trash. The bag is dripping some mysterious liquid down the back of your leg, and it smells like death, but after you throw out this one, overstuffed bag, you are done; you already know the songs you’re going to sing in the shower and the wine glass you’re going to drink your rosé from as you watch America’s…
Author: Adam Rimland
Adam Rimland
Adam Rimland is a 23-year-old (for now) writer based in Los Angeles. When he isn't writing biographies about himself, he enjoys reading, playing scrappy defense in pick-up basketball, and watching movies.