Acronyms are stupid as hell, primarily because they never stand for anything tasty. They’re always about how you should move faster or what time of day it is, as if anyone gives a shit if it’s postmeridian or antemeridian. The sun’s out or it ain’t. Get the fuck out of here with your a.m. and p.m. The only time-of-day-related acronym that means anything to me is STD: Snack Time, Dipshit. From now on, acronyms should only be used to improve the efficiency of snack requests. If you’ve always thought the famous Korn song “A.D.I.D.A.S.” stood for “All Day I Dream…
Author: Alan Good
Alan Good
Alan Good's writing has appeared in Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Bookslut, Red Fez, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and some other places. He also wrote some books. He's on Twitter @TheAlanGood.