As of June 13th, Donald J. Trump has been arraigned on 37 counts of mishandling classified documents in his ballroom, his shower, and yes, his bathroom. But so what? Lots of people need external assistance to go number two. Think about all the laxatives, over-the-counter enemas, and Activia yogurt people consume. Isn’t it the norm now to not even be able to sit on a toilet seat without looking at pictures on your phone? Well, Trump just wants to look at the nuclear contingency planning of the United States of America. It relaxes him, it relaxes his bowels. Maybe Trump…
Author: Alexandra Ozeri
Alexandra Ozeri
Alexandra Ozeri is a writer whose work has been featured in Reductress, The Belladonna, The Foreigner, and the Jewish Journal.