300-count Egyptian cotton sheet set: You’ve been an assistant editor for five years and it’s fine. You’re living your best life with three roommates in a two bedroom apartment in Queens. A $250 donation to the couple’s honeymoon fund: You give unsolicited advice on where and where not to eat whenever anyone mentions they’re traveling anywhere. You’ve never been outside of the United States. One set of silverware: You only have two chairs and a stationary bike in your living room. You chew with your mouth open, but compulsively correct people’s grammar on social media. A one-time donation to the…
Author: Ally Hirschlag
Welcome back, you baking nuts! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but with the rolling blackouts, missile alerts and prepping to be my third bestie’s Maid of Honor, girlfriend’s been occu-PIED. Yes, it’s still in the 100s up here in Seattle (WTF, Mother Nature? Mama’s annual ski trip’s coming up!), but if you think that’s keeping me from rockin’ my shearling-lined booties and fave flannel shirt, you are sorely mistaken. I just crank up the AC and pretend the ash outside from the nearby forest fire’s a fresh blanket of snow. Call me a cock-eyed optimist,…