We are the White House, or as we like to call it, the White House Ad Agency (WHAA?!), a coalition of dealmakers, visionaries, and one spin doctor who won’t stop foaming at the mouth about the future of Gaza. If there’s a stage, a camera, and an audience, we’ll sell anything. You want a Tesla dealership on the South Lawn? Done. How about a full-scale infomercial for a military-industrial complex? It’s already airing on Fox News at 3AM. We don’t just disrupt the market. We cut the head off of it, parade it through a Trump rally, and send it overseas…
Author: Amy Travis
Amy Travis
Amy is an advertising and comedy writer, who loves to poke cleverly at the very industry that pays her, the pop culture that entertains her, and the Bible Belt that raised her.
Drop your cauliflower florets and grab these eleven carb-tastic recipes by the bread balls! A Loaf of Bread Sure, abs are cool, but have you tried bread? Grab a fresh loaf and cut it into five, big-ass slices. Take out your preferred condiment. Mine happens to be mashed potatoes. Slather it on thick, then video chat your ab-obsessed keto friends and show them how you cut carbs – with a knife. A Glass of Spaghetti Boil a box of uncooked spaghetti. No need to open it, just toss the whole thing in. As it boils, eat straight out of the…