You may think you know how to wash your hair, but you’re a woman in 2017, which means you need how-to articles on everything from sleeping to breathing. So take a deep breath – god, not like THAT – and find out how to clean yourself right with our helpful eleven-step guide: Step 1: Condition first. It sounds counterintuitive but it works! Step 2: Wait, no, shampoo first. Conditioning first sounds counterintuitive because it makes no goddamn sense. DEFINITELY shampoo first! Step 3: Our bad, you should condition first. That’s how the moisture molecules get into your hair holes, that’s what…