INT. UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING — EVENING 81-year old Donald Trump stands at a podium, radiating arrogance and dementia. TRUMP: Hello America, it’s your favorite President. But also, in another sense, goodbye America. This will be my final State of the Union as your favorite President — your best President too, by a longshot, everyone knows it. Even the haters. Better than Lincoln even. Stinkin Lincoln I call him. When compared to me. I smell good. Men smell me and cry. Big strong men. Tears in their eyes say, “Can I smell you sir? That’s incredible, your smell,” they say. Not gay. Every Republican…
Author: Andrew Genser
Andrew Genser
Andrew Genser is a TV writer/producer. He has written for numerous shows, some of which you've even heard of. Read more from him on Bluesky @andrewgenser.bsky.social