Author: Andrew Knott

To Whom It May Concern, Please find attached my resume in response to the job listing on Farmjobs.com for a Hen House Guard. I believe my skills and experience are a perfect match for the position and I am eager to speak to you in person about the job and, in particular, to meet the chickens. As my resume indicates, I have a wealth of experience in issues directly related to hen house security. I would go so far as to say I have been studying and analyzing hen house security since birth. That’s how passionate I am about these issues. Also,…

Update Your Twitter Bio Your Twitter bio is very important because it is like your business card, but even more useless. With that in mind, it’s about time you freshened that baby up! Out with #ImWithHer and in with #NotMyPresident. Remember, the only thing standing between America and a fascist takeover is you! Get Back in the Gym Let’s face it. You let yourself go a little this election season. You spent too much time checking the polls, being outraged, tweeting fire election-themed takes, and sitting on the couch eating Nutella out of the jar. Now that the election stress…