Spring is just around the corner, and you know what that means – we can all pretend to be happy again! Well, besides people who are actually depressed (this list isn’t for you). Knowing sunshine is on the way, it’s important to soak in your last weeks of melancholy and despair by getting your list of desolate-filled activities checked off! The best part? You don’t have to leave your dark room for any of them! Time to get to work! Remember the Better Times This soul-searching adventure is a crowd favorite of seasonal depression activities. Remembering the better times is…
Author: Andrew Kut
Andrew Kut
Andrew is a college student, writer and former Canadian who will never let you forget it. You can find his writing across several industries and publications, but his real dream is to get more retweets and keep his fragile ego taped together. Help him remain stable and follow him on Twitter @AndrewKut19.
It’s a new year, and that means a new you! This is the time for you to shape up, find that motivation and treat your body right – after all, don’t you want to live a long, healthy life? After President Trump’s physical results, everything we thought we knew about a healthy lifestyle has been thrown out the window, as the results showed our president being healthy as can be! Our newly created “Presidential Fitness Plan” will have you living like the leader of the free world, and feeling EVEN better! This four-step dietary plan will guide you through the changes…
Look, smartphones are great, but they’re also a constant reminder of how shitty life can be. One day your phone reminds you that your boss is pissed at you, and one day it says you’re going to die a fiery death from a fucking ballistic missile. Emergency alerts are supposed to be helpful, and though this was a huge mistake, it had me thinking, why aren’t there MORE emergency alerts to warn me about shit that actually happens? Here are five examples of emergency alerts that would help our lives much, much more: 1. They’re probably going to say “I…