RURAL, AMERICA – In what started as an average quarterly earnings meeting on Tuesday, took a right turn into a tense and tight stomached atmosphere as Belk CEO, John Loo ranted for the last 46 minutes of the call, pleading with stores in the malls throughout America to open their bathrooms to the public. Loo was elected to this position only last month following the resignation of their former CEO, which was written in lipstick on the ladies’ room’s bathroom mirror. “We can’t be the only ones. I’m looking at you Aeropostale,” Loo pleaded at one point during the now-viral…
Author: Andrew Shipman
Andrew Shipman
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