Author: Andy Spain

1. Home Avoid the crowded beaches like Myrtle and Panama City – you don’t want to blend in, you want to stand out! Kick back in the comfort of your last known address for a nice staycation with the front door wide open so we can clearly identify you as being on the premises ROCKING OUT LIKE THE PARTY ANIMAL YOU ARE! SPRING BREAK, WOOOO! 2. The Bank Wherever you wind up to party hardy, you’ll want to make sure you’ve got plenty of cash to spend, so hit up your local branch like a boss and make sure to…

The Position Challenge: Who can stretch a single limb without it popping like a Smith & Wesson .38 Special? I See You Looking at It, Now Tear It Up: “It” being the expired 20% off Lululemon coupon that’s been on your night stand for like at least six months. I Spy Between the Sheets: A little mouse turd or just some sock fuzz? A Close Shave: Where our bodies deftly glide past each other and bristle with the barest of contact as we shimmy around the heap of not-charming-enough-to-be-antique boudoir furniture left over from Nana’s estate that none of the…