To: Leigh Webber (leigh@wegothisyouguys.com) From: Montgomery Britterage (montgomery@wegotthisyouguys.com) Hi, Leigh, I’m sorry we haven’t been able to catch up about my review! It’s been a crazy few weeks. In the meantime, I wanted to address the rumor I heard that the office is going to stop offering cashews, which will definitely affect me/my performance in the following ways: 1. These crazy Project Managers refuse to stop making unreasonably early meeting times! I’m like, if you want me there at 9:30am (?!), I’m gonna have to scarf down some fucking cashews, you know? (Thanks for letting me swear, Leighster – you’re a…
Author: Annemarie Cullen
Annemarie Cullen
Annemarie Cullen is a copywriter and comedy writer/performer born and bred in Brooklyn, New York. She enjoys freestyle rapping, jiu-jitsu and cats. She’s on social media as @bklyncullie and if you need even more, you can check out her site at https://www.annemariecullen.com.
I am so, so, so upset about the tragic Notre Dame fire, and here are all my cathedral pictures to prove it. It’s incredible that a billion dollars has already been raised! I just sent a huge chunk – well, my parents did – and I feel so much better already. Do you see these myriad photos from my trips to Paris? That’s because I went several times. Because that’s how much I love Paris. I am so distressed as I look at this photo of me, captured mid-air as I leap for joy in front of the extraordinary craftsmanship…