Journalism 4089: Writing for the Internet Students learn that long, dull, well-researched articles are not so effective, while short, “funny” ones seem to go over well. Students will learn how to write/rewrite already existing articles, and even though your whole career will consist of writing list articles, only half of the course will be dedicated to crafting the most perfect listicles such as, “15 Things Worse Than Learning Beyoncé Lip-Synched At Coachella (9/11 Isn’t One of Them)” and “Only 90s Kids Remember These 15 Songs They Used to Play Extra Loud in Order to Drown Out The Noise of Their Mom…
Author: Aric Harrison
Aric Harrison
Aric Harrison is a tall, skinny comedy writer who looks like Nosferatu but like way hotter. He is the younger brother of two beautiful men, and he is the writer/creator of Swamp Boys Magazine, which is a self-published comedy zine. He is a recent college graduate, he is in a lot of debt and he is the fastest person down most waterslides because he has no ass and a tight butthole. Please read his jokes!
If you’re anything like me, then you know that orgies can be tricky. Don’t expect to just waltz in on your first day and be accepted by all the other, more seasoned orgy participants. To help you navigate these tricky waters, here are 15 helpful tips to remember when sharing God’s most intimate act with a room full of strangers: 1. Don’t be the first one naked; you have to get “casually nude.” Nobody wants to orgy with an impatient neurotic. 2. If someone coughs and their gum flies into your mouth immediately start chewing it like it’s not big deal.…