Dear all you left-winged-commie-loving-non-Americans, Yesterday was 103 degrees in Nowhere, Texas. Now everyone is bringing up the big c-word. Well, two big c-words. Climate change. I’ll tell you why this is FAKE NEWS. It’s colder now than it was two thousand years ago. Have you seen pictures of Jesus Christ? Was he ever in a jacket? No! Always a lightweight robe. Or perhaps a causal loincloth. You know why? Because it was hotter back then!! Two thousand years ago before this enviroMENTAL rubbish. He was on the crucifix – with no top on. Probably died from heatstroke. Thank his dad…
Author: Ash Jurberg
Ash Jurberg
Ash Jurberg is a humor writer from Melbourne, Australia. His work has been published in Slackjaw, The Haven, LOL Comedy, and a few bathroom walls. In addition to writing, he has done standup and improv in which he was described as “that guy on stage." His writing skills have been honed while studying at Second City. He has been to 105 countries and is welcome back in many of them.