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Author: Behzad Barkhordari
Two similar men with very different net worths. 1. I love to fight but no one is brave enough to come in the cage with me. 2. I’m not good with choosing names. 3. I love to learn how to code but I’ve never had enough time. 4. I work 24 hours a day. 5. Some people think I’m Satoshi Nakamoto. 6. I’m addicted to buying, no matter how much I should pay. 7. I can start a soccer team with my kids. 8. I will run for president sooner than you think. 9. Every time I look in the…
“Let me finish” If I’m watching my favorite TV Show. “Let me finish” If I’m eating Pizza. “Let me finish” If I’m writing my will on my deathbed. “Let me finish” If I’m having sex. “Let me finish” If I’m wasting time on social media. “Let me finish” If I’m in the process of a convoluted suicide. “Let me finish” If I’m doing nothing.
Spend less time on social media Get 1 millions followers on Instagram Lose weight and get in shape Open a bakery Buy a house Pay my rent on time at least once in the year Make my first feature film Win an Oscar Dedicate my Oscar to my beautiful girlfriend Get a beautiful girlfriend Develope my spelling skils Improve my skills in basic math Stop setting unrealistic goals