Author: Behzad Barkhordari

Capitalism

My Google Search History After Investing 10$ in Cryptocurrency

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Bitcoin price 2025 Which crypto can 100000X How many Maseratis with 1 million Monaco tour next weekend Swiss banks phone numbers bear market meaning! Bear market how long Is Elon Musk selling or buying crypto? Bitcoin price 2026 Best crypto for 100X When is next Altseason Can cryptos skyrocket before christmas Elon Musk tweet about cryptocurrency Can cryptos skyrocket after christmas Is Alt season over? Bitcoin price 2030 Cryptos with 5X ROI in 10 years Bitcoin price 2050

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Life

My Cat’s Search History

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How long do humans live? Why do humans like water? How to tell the gender of a human by face? Is catnip addictive? Why don’t humans bury their poop instead of putting it in the water? What is the best human breed to live with? Why do people talk too much? Famous cats who use catnip Do humans really expect us to catch rats? How do people see the world? black and white? How to tell if your human has feelings for another cat? Is marijuana the same as catnip? Could humans survive in a world without cats?

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Columns

Who am I? Elon Musk or Behzad Barkhordari?

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Two similar men with very different net worths. 1. I love to fight but no one is brave enough to come in the cage with me.  2. I’m not good with choosing names.  3. I love to learn how to code but I’ve never had enough time.  4. I work 24 hours a day.  5. Some people think I’m Satoshi Nakamoto.  6. I’m addicted to buying, no matter how much I should pay.  7. I can start a soccer team with my kids.  8. I will run for president sooner than you think.  9. Every time I look in the…

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Life

My 10 Personal Goals for the Next Year:

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Spend less time on social media Get 1 millions followers on Instagram Lose weight and get in shape Open a bakery Buy a house Pay my rent on time at least once in the year Make my first feature film Win an Oscar Dedicate my Oscar to my beautiful girlfriend Get a beautiful girlfriend Develope my spelling skils Improve my skills in basic math ​Stop setting unrealistic goals

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