I’m up! And guess what. So are you! We are up! We are playing! With that string, or that ball, or that other string. It doesn’t matter! You are playing with me now! Oh, what? You’re sleeping? Nah. That’s not what we do. We do that in the daytime. We PLAY at night. Here’s how this is going to work. You play at night with me and then in the daytime, I will walk in front of your screen while you try to work, and meow until you follow me into the bathroom for no reason. That’s what you signed…
Author: Ben Atkins
Ben Atkins
Ben Atkins is a comedian, writer, former (and future?) podcaster, and graphic designer from North Carolina. He enjoys his pets, cult films, spending time with his wonderful spouse, and questioning many of the decisions he has made in his life. You can find Ben not being active on social media (@beneatkins on Instagram).