Dear Sen. McConnell, I am Wilfred Burris, CEO of PayPayPayday Loans, and I am writing because I am worried that while trying to fix Obamacare you will kill what is most dear to me: my company. You see, a side effect of your previously proposed healthcare cuts is a mass extermination of the poor, and we just can’t capitalize on the poor if they are dead. We would lose millions of revenue streams, and PayPayPayday Loans would collapse. So I beg you: please don’t let your war on Obamacare hurt innocent businesses. It is not just me who stands to…
Author: Ben Bond
Ben Bond
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