Dear Disillusioned Diehard, You’re no doubt feeling uneasy, as reports of the unfortunate acts perpetrated by your alma mater’s athletic department continue to surface. Your rational side is saying you can’t possibly keep supporting a school where abuse, corruption, and outright criminality run rampant. At the same time, your emotional side is playing a highlight reel of rad dunks and concussion-inducing tackles. In situations like this, it’s easy to let emotions rule the day. And that’s exactly what you should do! What kind of person would you be if you turned your back on your school when it needs you…
Author: Ben Zuchowski
Ben Zuchowski
Ben studied satire with The Second City, and is a graduate of the Go Comedy! sketch writing program. He writes about subjects like bicyclists, participation awards, and whether or not Judge Judy is allowed into Planet Fitness. In his spare time, Ben plans his dream business: a combination chocolate, western goods, and knitting supply store called Bolero Crochet.