I won’t feed you the typical PR bullshit, okay? That’s not who I am. When other people find themselves on the business end of a news cycle, they might ignore the elephant in the room, but not me. I would never do that. I would never emotionally neglect an elephant like that, and I would make 100% sure she wanted to be in that room. That’s who I am. You’ve all seen the video, I’m sure, and I won’t dispute it. Yes, it was my basement. Yes, what you saw was a pulse-quickening duel to the death between two thoroughbred pitbull bitches. Yes,…
Author: Brad Stennerson
Brad Stennerson
Brad is a psychologist, satirist and irascible hermit, rumored to dwell somewhere along the wind-swept plains of Oklahoma.
My Fellow McClintocks, Today is a sad day. I regret to inform you our beloved family newsletter, “The Fightin’ McClintock,” will cease publication, indefinitely. Too few of us remain to justify the time commitment of authorship, design and distribution, especially when I’ve seen wadded pieces of my newsletter suspiciously close to some of your toilets. Not naming any names, Cousin Wayne. And so with a heavy heart I, Mary Douglas McClintock, hereby vacate my post as Newsletter General. Rather than lament the present, however, we should use this final edition to celebrate the past. Over two hundred years ago our…