Historians have recently discovered the Twitter page of Constance Hopkins, an original Plymouth Colony member. An outstandingly blah account of the first Thanksgiving of 1621 was narrated in her tweets. Read on to relive the social media hype during the founding of one of America’s greatest holidays! Who cooked the mashed potatoes? They are SO soupy #Gross #TastesLikeFuckingCardboard #TakeACookingClass OMG Susanna has been wearing the same hand-knitted dress for the last 11 days #KnitANewDress for Christ sakes @GovernorBradford Pass the pepper.. (1/2) Myles Standish drank the whole barrel of hard cider AGAIN..He’s slurring his words yelling “ya fuck you &…
Author: Brisa Shaw
Brisa Shaw
Brisa is a Masshole based out of Boston who studied comedy at The Second City and ImprovBoston. She just revived her long lost Twitter account, give her a follow at @brisa_shaw or check out brisacomedy.com.
So you’re at the store and you’re overwhelmed by the selection of toilet paper brands to buy. All of them boast to be the best choice for you, but how do you weed out the liars and deadbeats from the real winners? It can be overwhelming. But hey there, slow down a minute, remember you’re not alone. Ask yourself the pertinent questions that matter so you walk out of that store confident you made the best purchase for you and your loved ones. 1. Did you get butterflies when you first saw it? You know the feeling…when you glance once and have to…