Author: Bronson Arcuri

There have been a whole lot of modern takes on Seinfeld in the past few years, including @SeinfeldToday, @Seinfeld2000, the Seinfeld reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm, and, of course, the Seinfeld Super Bowl ad. But none have come so close to capturing the original spirit of the show as well as a recent performance by the Upright Citizens Brigade.  In the full 30-minute episode, the sketch group Bellevue and director Brandon Gulya create a “missing” episode of Seinfeld, complete with recreated and wonderfully parodied 90’s commercials, a return of a fan favorite and a slight supernatural twist.  The show is especially fun to…

In a surprise unveiling today, the producers of the latest installment in the Jurassic Park series released a full-length trailer for the new Jurassic World. But the biggest surprise of all may have been the reveal of the terrifying new antagonist of the series. A single Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville restaurant. In a mad dash, Jurassic World tourists did all they could to escape the rampaging Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville on Isla Nublar and its unending blaring of “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” After watching this horrifying scene, viewers are left wondering if the next scene in the film will show a survivor clutching a…

You breathe a sigh of relief as you realize the horrors of Monster Week are behind you. But as you walk away from the gruesome carnage and comedy, you know that what you’ve seen will haunt you for the rest of your days. From hearing about the oldest man in the world to learning the terrifying truth about the “Monster Mash,” you can feel in your heart that you’ll never be the same again. As the full weight of this knowledge lands on you, you stumble, falling to you knees. You look down and realize that you’re kneeling on a…

Author B. Joseph Jackson tells the story of going to Las Vegas with his parents and ending up at the world-famous bar, Coyote Ugly. Having graduated college not long before the trip, this was one of the first times Brian had gone out with his parents as a fellow ‘grown-up’ and the situation they ended up in surprised him.

Robot Butt authors Bronson and Brian recently kicked off the four-day long Washington, DC-based In It Together Fest with the Robot Butt Live Half Hour Comedy Variety Show. The performance began with the following video: Starting off-stage, the two came running in throwing cigarettes to a cheering, adoring and ravenous audience desperate for comedy-related sustenance. Following what could only be called a ground-breaking opening performance, the two then took a minute to get serious with a PowerPoint presentation explaining some of the unique hashtags the team had hired a DC marketing agency to create. Next came the videos. The first block tore the…

By Grabthar’s hammer, what an episode. Settle in as Revenge of the ’90s takes a look at what may be the best Star Trek movie ever made – Galaxy Quest.

This week Revenge of the 90’s takes a look at The Blair Witch Project. Is it a super spooky horror classic, or a boring walk through the woods with some short tempered documentarians?

Come along with Revenge of the ’90s as we explore the story of a young man’s adventures in the California pornography industry of the late ’70s and ’80s. They say everybody’s born with one special thing. Our special thing? Talking about Boogie Nights.

Pop quiz, hotshot: what’s your favorite movie involving a runaway bus and Dennis Hopper? If you said Speed, you’re in luck because that’s what Revenge of the ’90s is talking about this week.