Icemaker roulette: this handy appliance dispenses ice cubes… sometimes. Other possibilities include milk cubes, soy sauce cubes, or puddle water cubes, but you won’t know until they’re in your drink. A cast-iron pan whose handle only burns the hands of your enemies. Twelve inches. With a well-seasoned intuition, this handy implement can root out the traitors among your innermost circle. Be warned, however. You can be your own worst enemy, and the pan will know. A whisk imbued with your mother’s disappointment. Every time she sees you take down a beer, she reminds you that she had kids at your…