Recent spring cleaning at the White House revealed a book of MadLibs stashed beneath the president’s mattress. The book, discovered during the annual mattress flipping, is titled “Winning Speeches for Big-League Politicians!” Staffers were able to identify the completed MadLibs as every speech (exceeding 140 characters) that President Trump has given since the beginning of his campaign for the 2016 election. The newly discovered trove has provided insight into the president, particularly how his more recent speeches were able to contain complete sentences and coherent thoughts. Robot Butt was able to obtain an excerpt from Trump’s “law and order” speech:…
Author: Caitlin Ponomarenko
Caitlin Ponomarenko
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