Author: Caitlin Yocco-Locascio

One of the blessings of being a millennial is the joy of apartment living. At our age, our parents had already bought houses and didn’t even know what college loans were. Their furniture was probably just as hodge-podgey as ours is but at least they had their own property tax to pay. The misleading part of apartment living is college. That’s when it’s fun. You get to live with your best friends with limited responsibilities next to other friends with similar, if not identical, lifestyles. What they don’t tell you about apartment living is how horrible it can be after…

Over time, mankind has come close to determining the source of all maleficence in our world. Throughout history there have been a plethora of contenders, including ideologies like colonization, capitalism or the feudal system; political figures like Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, or Osama bin Laden; or even pop trends like leggings for pants, Ugg boots, or the Greek system. Finally this century-long search has been put to rest. Our culprit has been found: gluten. Not only is this protein composite hiding in some of the best carbohydrates known to man and is thus an immediate enemy to weight-watching women across the…

I’m not sure what it is about toddler garments that whips college kids into a frenzy but apparently it’s now taking Hollywood by storm as well. Remember when onesies weren’t just for babies? Or that time we figured out a way to stay under a blanket and eat chips at the same time? My personal favorite is the garment that wraps all these functions up in one piece of clothing that condones lethargy. Until now these gems have been for the common folk. People like you and me. Don’t get too down on yourself, though, because the likes of Beyoncé, Katy…