I’m just going to lay this on the line: I am very confused, maybe more confused than I am hurt. I have so many questions about why Santa Claus shit in my stocking in mid-May. I scarcely know where to start, but I guess as good a place as any is, why would Santa shit in my stocking at all? This is not codified into the accepted rubric of Santa Claus rewards and punishments – not in any country’s Santa Claus tradition, as far as I know, not that I am some kind of Santa scholar (after losing my free…
Author: Calder Holbrook
Calder Holbrook
Calder Holbrook Holbrook is a writer and actor most recently seen in Peacock's 'A.P. Bio.'