Congratulations on surviving another term in the Trump Dynasty! They told our beloved God Emperor it couldn’t be done, and Trump proved them wrong by rounding up the dissenters and executing them on Hannity. As our beloved God Emperor always mumbles, “You can’t spell ‘Triumph’ without ‘Trump!’” As food rations continue to dwindle due to the ongoing skirmishes in Canada, Mexico, France, Pretty Good Britain, Iran, Germany, and what’s left of the Ukraine, we’ve become more reliant on our own domestic food production since the number one import from the countries we’re fighting is our deceased soldiers arriving home in…
Author: Cameron Hatheway
Cameron Hatheway
Cameron Hatheway lives in Los Angeles with his wife Amanda and their four-year-old Tortie named Dinah. If he does happen to get rich from his writings one day, please don't eat him (he tastes funny). You can follow him on Twitter @CamComicCorner.