Author: Carlos Mesa Pla

It was midday, and there was intense bumper-to-bumper traffic. Sporadic honking echoed through the street. To my left was a scratched-up minivan with five children and a mom with eye bags the size of her hand purse. To my right was a bearded man wearing a red helmet and a leather jacket sitting on a bright red Indian Scout Sixty motorcycle. As I was listening to the radio, a bird took a baseball shit on my windshield. I turned on the wipers, but it worsened; I was out of wiper fluid. Now there was bird shit smeared on most of…

Surprisingly, he wasn’t very nice.  Yesterday, I passed by a black bear as I was hiking. He was leaning on a boulder, eating a rabbit for lunch. As I was passing him, he looked me straight in the eyes, with blood dripping from his mouth. He paused for a long time, silently staring into my soul. The bear flicked me off with his right paw as he held the dead rabbit in his left paw. “You should dig a big hole and bury yourself in it!” he screamed. I nodded my head in agreement. Trembling fearfully, I walked away as fast…

Hello, my name is Jeron and I am a naked dumpster diver. I do it naked for agility, of course. I resell trash and services at low costs. Everything under $5. What can I say? People are desperate to spend money on something, even if it’s nothing.  I have been a professional garbage reseller for ten years. In that time, I gathered data on fast-selling trash and compiled a list of the top five items. If you’re looking to sell trash fast, this list is the covenant to success. 1. Broken Phone Charger This phone charger is an instant bestseller,…