Fall is in the air! Sweaters, boots, coffee, and those beautiful changing leaves! But what if that isn’t enough for you? What if you love fall so much that you are willing to put your body through intense pumpkin-flavored suffering until you transform into the Spirit of Autumn herself? That’s why we’ve rounded up these seven new horrifying autumnal products, curated for those of you who are unable to establish healthy boundaries with your love of fall and who also have a high pain threshold! 1. Starbucks #PSLAI: Pumpkin Spice Latte Aerosol Inhaler For a busy woman on the go,…
Author: Catherine Weingarten and Gracie Beaver Kairis
Catherine Weingarten and Gracie Beaver Kairis
Catherine Weingarten is a friendly Jewish chick from an obscure area of Pennsylvania! Her writing has been featured on Little Old Lady and she also produces and writes trashy plays that go up around NYC. Introverted writer from the Pacific Northwest who spends most of my time pretending to be a grown-up. My cats think I'm hilarious. Find me moping on Twitter @beaverkairis.
It’s been months in lockdown and every night you tell yourself you will focus on sexy YouTube dance workout videos and drink more matcha you brewed yourself, but instead, you sit on the couch until you pass out, soaking in the delicious rage from hate-scrolling through the Facebook posts of your ten least favorite people. 1. The Lockdown Masterchef Your ex-coworker used to heat up a can of Campbell’s Chunky for lunch every day when you both worked at Kohl’s, but after a few weeks in lockdown, she’s somehow become a Michelin star chef. Last night, she made something called…