Amy, baby, I know you said you wouldn’t be returning my emails, but have I got a hit for you: Stars Hollow is DECIMATED by COVID-19! I’m thinking a two-parter, second half about an hour long; I’m sure the boys at Netflix could swing it. Babette? Dead. Taylor? Dead. Miss Patty? Sweetheart. DEAD. Kirk is the town’s Typhoid Mary doing all 20,000 of his jobs. All the town’s resources are funneled to their precious Rory, who we KNOW will look like a tragically beautiful Victorian waif with fever-flushed cheeks surrounded by a comical amount of cushions, gifts, flowers, and soup.…
Author: Caylin Botsford
Caylin Botsford
Caylin Botsford (they/them/ellx) is a queer Hispanic comedian who loves 'Gilmore Girls' and wishes they could afford to attend the Fan Fest. Find more of their content and maybe some zines on Twitter: @CaylsBo.