Hi son, Just wanted to circle back on the card that you presented to me for Father’s Day. Even though it was clear that you spent no more than $6 and nine minutes at a Walgreens, I was pleased (as indicated by my half-smile and hug). But I just have a couple of high-level thoughts for next year: The illustration of the baseball bat and glove on the front of the card has been done to death. Plus, you quit playing baseball in fifth grade to try lacrosse (then you quit that to try smoking weed. You didn’t quit that…
Author: Chandler Bullock
Chandler Bullock
Chandler Bullock is a writer who lives in New York and looks forward to sending his dad a disappointing Father's Day card on an annual basis.