With the holidays fast approaching, you may have some anxieties about how you will fare with the almost inevitable presence of whole honey-baked hams. Well, this is why it is imperative to start your training early. You want to avoid the worst, finding yourself curled once again in front of the open fridge as leftover Christmas ham trickles down from the sides of your mouth between desperate gasps for air and pained gags to make room for more Christmas ham. I would like for you to avoid this. This is all, of course, with the understanding that one must balance…
Author: Charlie Kappes and Spencer George
Charlie Kappes and Spencer George
Charlie Kappes is a comedy writer from Orange County, CA and is a funny guy according to his staff at the University of Washington's first satirical publication, which he founded while attending. Beyond that he is just trying to figure stuff out. Spencer George is an aspiring writer based in LA. His interests include collecting unemployment checks and tweeting to a modest following under the uninspired username @theonespencer6.