Author: Charlie Vlossak

1. Have a kid! Nothing says I’m Irish like having a kid. Don’t worry if this one is only your fourth or fifth – you’ll get there! 2. Repress some memories! There is nothing more Irish than pushing a traumatic memory wayyyyyy down deep and keeping it there until the day you die! 3. Start a fistfight with your father; who the hell does he think he is? 4. Start a fistfight with your priest; where the hell does he get off? 5. Drunkenly tell your kids “you’ll never amount to nothin.” Look at them cry – what are they,…

Hello, and welcome to Utica, the arson capital of New York state! We’re shocked but also thrilled that you’re visiting. Our city may seem like one big drug den right now, but if you just take a closer look you are sure to realize all the beauty this city has to offer. On second thought, don’t take a closer look. Just refer to this guide. Hospitality and Accommodations: Many of you are just passing through either on your way to New York City (only four hours away!) or heading up north to end it all at Niagara Falls. Well, you’ll…