Are you a woman-lady with female-style sexy parts who also definitely HATES all that loud, shameful crunching noises that go along with eating regular ole’ MAN Doritos? Is your lady-jaw not strong enough to eat corn chips made specifically for the powerful mouths of men? Is your lack of facial hair and inability to open pickle jars ruining your ability to find the perfect junk food? Womp, womp. Well, worry no more, Female Target Audience! Here at very smart company PepsiCo, we’re introducing Lady Doritos! These aren’t your grandfather’s corn chips! They aren’t even your husband’s corn chips! These chips are…
Author: Chris Brotzman
Chris Brotzman
Chris is an advertising and humor writer living in Chicago.