So you made the move to the big city to follow your dreams of making a name in the art/theatre/music/dance/poetry scene. You were warned to “keep an open mind” and that’s just what you did when you took a room in a cave troll’s apartment. The rent is dirt cheap (just under $900) and the surrounding neighbors are dead silent out of fear. Beyond that, you’re gaining a unique life experience living with a creature from a parallel world. But nine months into the lease, you start noticing some oddities. The cave troll begins to show similarities to that of a…
Author: Chris Chromak
Chris Chromak
Chris Chromak is a comedian living in New York City. He has studied improv since 2012 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and the Annoyance Theatre. He is the co-host of Next Stop: ASSSSTORIA 3000, a monthly show at Q.E.D. in Astoria, Queens and a co-creator of Your Future, a completely improvised fortune-telling ritual. He also has a dope Twitter account.
Honestly, there’s never enough time in the day. It’s impossible to keep up with all of the little things that make your life complete. With that in mind, THANK GOD it’s Leap Day. All of the things you’ve been holding off can ultimately be accomplished today. It’s time to get back on top of this crazy thing we call life. Cleaning Out Your Inbox Goodbye, 12,037 unread emails! Because of you, I’ve missed out on Groupon deals I surely would have cashed in on. Today, after expelling this cacophony of words, you’ll see and buy that cheaper-than-normal helicopter tour of the…